Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Mark and Claudia Kelly

Apparently it is easier to put a man on the moon than to educate people about the dangers of gripping dogs or hold them responsible for the mayhem their mutant grippers create.

Claudia Kelly and Shiner

During a family vacation on Laguna Beach, the gripper belonging to CLAUDIA KELLY, daughter of astronaut MARK KELLY and stepdaughter of Gabrielle Giffords, over powered her in order to attack a baby sea lion on the beach. CLAUDIA and two other women halfheartedly worked to free the federally protected marine mammal from the gripper's locked jaws while men from above videotaped the mayhem and instructed her to hold her ugly dog under water to get it to release. The incensed princess promptly fired back "what the fuck".

Daddy to the rescue
Astronaut MARK KELLY intervened and shook the ugly mutant off the dead seal and high tailed it out of there, while another woman consoled his blubbering princess, all caught on video. Law enforcement failed to issue any citations to the traumatized little princess and her celebrity dad citing, "It was legal for her to have the dog on the beach this time of year, and she did have it leashed. It was so strong that it pulled free of her when it saw the sea lion." Capt. Jason Kravetz

Like the border collie that herds ants, this purpose bred dog will exercise its gripping DNA on whatever is handy, there is nothing accidental about it.

Daddy and Shiner on the Walk of Shame

MARK KELLY and Gabrielle Giffords are behind the non-profit americans for responsible solutions calling for a tightening of gun laws while endangering our public beaches with vicious gripping dogs.

Daily Mail

Please sign the petition to hold the KELLYS accountable.


Sputnik said...

This is probably really why Kelly wanted that AR 15. Because he'd let his entitled little bimbo princess get the gripper dog. He figured his wife had already found out what it's like to be shot, didn't want her to find out what it's like to be attacked by the family killer undog. Compromise: keep adored imbecilic daughter happy and wife protected at the same time.

I hope if he keeps working to ban guns, he amends it to include banning all these pit type undogs.

snarky said...

mark and shiner on the walk of shame !!!! LOL

Meals on Wheels said...

I hope some survivors of pit bull attacks send them some photos. I promise to keep in touch with them, and remind them that these dogs too need to be regulated, like high powered semi-automatic weapons, grenade dogs with the pins pulled need regulations too!

Anonymous said...

1. http://www.causes.com/actions/1743407-mark-kelly-family-bad-dog-owners-cause-vicious-attack-on-seal-citation-needed?utm_campaign=search_widget

Anonymous said...

Meals on Wheels said it all!

Anonymous said...

Meals On Wheeles, more children die every year from automatic weapons than from dog attacks (any breed) doubled.

Automatic weapon yourself???

Hannah Dalton said...

The definition of "Pit Bull" is a word describing various breeds of dogs. Mainly Larger Dogs with muscular bodies and big chests ,and sometimes squarish heads....Also American Pit Bull Terriers were first bred for herding then the collies came so then they were used for killing rodents around farms.

dawn james said...


pit bulls were first bred for herding!!! then the collies came along and they were used pits for killing rodents around the farm.

that's rich!

the herding myth was debunked HERE.

snarky said...

reply to anonymous

more children die in cars and on the streets than are killed by automatic weapons , so does this mean auto weaponry is ok?

apples and oranges .

vintage said...

If a frickin' astronaut can't safely own a pit bull, shouldn't you?

Wait a minute!...That doesn't make sense...

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Anonymous said...

That girl Claudia has bad luck. Get out the tea leaves! Just look at what happened when she had an affair with her track team coach in Houston, Texas. Guy blew his brains out when the cops found out. Google Coach Chad Hunt suicide. League City, Texas.

Jenny Rosenquist said...

@vintage; I know, right!? Astronauts are required to be at the peak of physical and cognitive fitness. His actions indicate an absence of the latter, but he still looks close to the fit standard. If a space athlete can't swiftly and appropriately handle a pit, how in the hell do all these "shrinking violet" nutters--and their poor kids!--think they can do any better? That's one of the things that cheeses me most... When nutters continue to propagate lies AFTER getting hit with the facts, or refuse to read anything but pit-love out of spite. Their allegiance should be to their children first! There's no good reason to turn a blind eye when it comes to pit safety. We owe it to our children to at least explore both sides of an issue when there's a potential threat. Is forfeiting the time to do so anything but lazy and reckless? I think not.

KaD said...

Apparently the 'right stuff' skips a generation.

I'd face a gun over a pit bull any day. Guns don't chase people down the street. Guns don't jump from second floor balconies. Guns don't go off on their own. Guns don't tear into strangers houses to kill the animals inside. Guns haven't been BRED for centuries to be the ultimate canine killing machines.